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Just.. funny!      14.01.2010 06:41:53 --- 4 Years, 6 Months ago  
If you have something funny, a text, a note, something who actually happen or it only fiction and don't have where to place it, put it there.. Sometimes we are so tense, forgetting we are playing a game..

Into another online game with a big community and forum, we had even a topic for swearing freely (using multiple languages even!) anybody in the game. As I remember it was one of the most popular topics there.. I'm not saying you can do the same here
Also this topic can have an anti-stress function, we accept libels, drop a funny note about somebody who p*ss you off in the game (without ingame names, please!) and you'll feel much better already!
I'll start with my own creation, in order to "test the utility"..

911 function up to the skies..

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You have remorse, my dear Alir? How noble of you, no need to say more! Man, youre already forgiven.
Oh, you offend his holiness with all kind of accusations and aggressive behavior when he ask you to repent of your sins? It doesnt matter, dear, hell, to anyone on this world who judge you, we should not look after the approval of our kindred, just contact the God by rising your eyes up to the sky, its a sort of hotline there..
About those decapitated, man, if you will find the strength in your people, you can even decapitate more.. what?
To be ashamed by this barbaric acts, contrary to the christian teachings and code of chivalry? Who says so? The pope?The whole world who watchin us?
By hell, who are they to judge and condemne us, they are not God, they are only pipelines..
What? Confess the sins in order to get the absolution?
No need of that, if you have some remorse (even spare a few tears for the artistic impression into the audience..) just rise your eyes up to the skies, form 911 and remember, God is a mercifull one and he will forgive you instantly!
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      15.01.2010 22:53:55 --- 4 Years, 6 Months ago  
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original books. The new monk went to the head monk to ask him about this. He pointed out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.

The head monk said, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' The head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.

Hours later, nobody had seen him, so one of the monks went downstairs to look for him. He heard a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and found the old monk leaning over one of the original books, crying.

He asked what was wrong.

'The word is 'celebrate,' not 'celibate'!' sobbed the head monk.
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      15.01.2010 23:26:20 --- 4 Years, 6 Months ago  
Yup, that's I had in mind when I start the thread, i read it in the tavern. Thanks, Richard, it was a good one!
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      17.01.2010 14:17:10 --- 4 Years, 6 Months ago  
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      18.01.2010 22:25:25 --- 4 Years, 6 Months ago  
Pupils in school are learning about human ancestry. The teacher is explaining how we all descend from Adam and Eve. Then Johnny raises his hand and says: "My dad says that we came from the apes." And teacher replies: "Your family history doesn't interest me..."
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      11.03.2010 03:39:32 --- 4 Years, 4 Months ago  
In "Not sure if this is the right forum..."
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Well initially 2 am USA eastern... now is 6pm eastern USA. I am unable to keep my spear equipt, or pants or shirt. It all instantly now unequipped.


Dear Molly, I'm pretty sure this kind of "bug" is happen to me frequently after 11pm.
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      11.03.2010 23:48:18 --- 4 Years, 4 Months ago  
QUOTE:
A woman enters a drug store and ask the pharmacist for some Cyanide.

Pharmacist asks, "why do you want Cyanide?!!"

The woman says, "to kill my husband."

The pharmacist is shocked and replies, " I will certainly NOT give you Cyanide to kill your husband! ...Maybe I should inform the Police! "

The woman calmly digs through her purse and pulss out a photo and shows it to the pharmacist.
It is a photo of the husband making love with the pharmacists wife.

The pharmacist suddenly exclaims. "You you should have told me you have a perscription! Here you go!"


The moral of the joke:

Always carry photo I.D. for important matters!
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      13.04.2010 00:56:25 --- 4 Years, 3 Months ago  
I'm wondering if my spear is long enough to do any damage to infantry when I sit in the saddle on that creature...

 
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Re:Just.. funny!      13.04.2010 11:44:50 --- 4 Years, 3 Months ago  
you should have read the manual before buying that ridiculous spear:

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Throw it away and kill one enemy (if youre lucky). then run.
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      13.04.2010 18:54:28 --- 4 Years, 3 Months ago  
No, no, no!

That would be a waste! How else is he to keep the market vendors of the Bazaar and the beggars away!
 
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