monday
Jenny McCarthy; very open-hearted girl; dont forget to bring her flowers next time

tuesday
Amy Macdonald; girl is a bit shy; drinking beer with her father

wednesday
our stock is running out; produce more beer

thursday
the vikings against the English

friday
keep in mind that Pimpy MacC is a traitor

saturday
Jenny likes red roses most; too expensive; picked up gowan for her and then picked her up

sunday
drinking beer and arm wrestling with McBeans Clan on the gallery of our church

monday
nude bathing with the girls of the chancellery

tuesday
a 15 year-old viking asks me if i want to join Norway

wednesday
somehow another 15-year-old boy has become king of Scotland

thursday
I have been disseized and expatriated

friday
"leave-taking" from the girls of the dancing-guard

saturday
dont forget to ship the trophy-knickers-collection

sunday
drinking beer and arm wrestling with McBeans Clan on the gallery of our church

monday
landing on finnish soil… hard-nipple-weather

tuesday
where is this pagan fake-saint, this lousy gangster called Father Christmas?

wednesday
cuting off all beards of the natives and knocking all suspicious men on their sacks

thursday
back on sea ... catching sight of the finnish fleet

friday
bummer! in case of a seabattle we could have watch thane Jessica in her swimsuit

saturday
tavern-brawl in Uusimaa… a gloriouse victory for Bayern!

sunday
drinking beer and arm wrestling with McBeans Clan on the gallery of the tavern