If you have something funny, a text, a note, something who actually happen or it only fiction and don't have where to place it, put it there.. Sometimes we are so tense, forgetting we are playing a game..

Into another online game with a big community and forum, we had even a topic for swearing freely (using multiple languages even!) anybody in the game. As I remember it was one of the most popular topics there.. I'm not saying you can do the same here
Also this topic can have an anti-stress function, we accept libels, drop a funny note about somebody who p*ss you off in the game (without ingame names, please!) and you'll feel much better already!
I'll start with my own creation, in order to "test the utility"..

911 function up to the skies..

QUOTE:
You have remorse, my dear Alir? How noble of you, no need to say more! Man, youre already forgiven.
Oh, you offend his holiness with all kind of accusations and aggressive behavior when he ask you to repent of your sins? It doesnt matter, dear, hell, to anyone on this world who judge you, we should not look after the approval of our kindred, just contact the God by rising your eyes up to the sky, its a sort of hotline there..
About those decapitated, man, if you will find the strength in your people, you can even decapitate more.. what?
To be ashamed by this barbaric acts, contrary to the christian teachings and code of chivalry? Who says so? The pope?The whole world who watchin us?
By hell, who are they to judge and condemne us, they are not God, they are only pipelines..
What? Confess the sins in order to get the absolution?
No need of that, if you have some remorse (even spare a few tears for the artistic impression into the audience..) just rise your eyes up to the skies, form 911 and remember, God is a mercifull one and he will forgive you instantly!