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To Pillage or Not to pillage? 11.06.2011 23:10:19 --- 11 Months, 2 Weeks ago
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Ban was on the high seas, it has been a long time since he was on a warpath. The ships were silent as the dense fog was upon them. With no hope of traveling in the right direction Ban ordered the ships to halt until they've seen shore or until the fog clears. Ban went into his cabin to rest for a while, suddenly he heard a man yelling.
Sailor: We're under attack!!
Ban quickly got up and went on the deck, Pirates were attacking them. The men were fighting in the middle of the ship. How they got there Ban didn't knew but he also didn't care, finally some fun. He quickly rounded his nobles to fight. The battle was short lived and the pirates were dead....all but one.
The pirate went overboard in a little raft, that's how they got to the ship unnoticed in this fog. He was quickly captured and sent down to work. The men collected materials from the raft, gave it to Ban to study what's what because it was written in Latin. Ban couldn't believe what he read, but on second thought it was fairly obvious.
Ban: Bisha sends his regards, that Muslim bastard. Men we will pillage Sicily as soon as possible, we've got a score to settle with them. When this fog is finally over we'll take their women and make them our slaves!
The men cheered as they prayed to the all mighty Lord for hastening this fog to be lift.
*The following day*
The Lord has answered positively, the fog has been lift and the pillaging shall commence. Or will it?
Zzup reminded Ban of the agreement they have made Ban was now thinking.
To pillage or not to pillage? Then he stared writing a letter to Bisha.
QUOTE:
Dear Bisha
King / Sultan of Sicily
It's wonderful you're thinking about me, and the gift was perfect. I had fun with your pets and soldiers who tried to take my ship and kill me. So I'm gonna ask you one question.
Are you stupid?
No really, you dare to send such stupid men against me? That's frankly pathetic, instead of declaring war directly on me you want to fight like this? You're a coward and a cutthroat.
If the wind favors me I'll come for you wine in the south and I'll kill and rape your women because of your actions. And If you dare stop...well you'll beg for mercy from Alah , God and to who knows what Gods for protection because you'll need it.
Have fun reading this message, it'll be the last message you'll see in your entire lifetime because when I find you I'll rip your eyes out and feed the fishes with it.
Respectfully
Ban Moroplovac
Bey of Ifriqija
*signed and sealed*
Parata sedes tua! 
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