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Dear husband,

I have just claimed the vacant throne of the Khazar nation. I intend to spend my last months to assist this new nation in building a functioning government. I can feel, this will be the last thing I do.

I had a wonderful life with a lot happening. Not everything was happy as I got betrayed often enough in my life the biggest being the treachery of the Poles.

But there were funny episodes as well. remember that night in Bosnia, we made Ratko? We were at war, me on the side of Croatia beating a superior Serb army, you on the other side. We snuck away for half an hour and met in this barn.
I had a free hand those weeks, before that Ban Moron (or what was his name?) came back and withered it all away. I believe he was not named "the Great" after that but rather "the Plonker". Well, he had to abandon his crown later on but I have to say, to make a son in the middle of a battle unnoticed by everybody around, that is something.

I have sent Ratko and Borko to be trained by their father to become handsome Serbian Princes. Boith are very promising despite their young age. Care well for them. We both had our problems being on the wrong side of a war but love is stronger that silly "Plonker's Wars", hahahaha....

Laughing.... that's what I'll do once I meet death, I just laugh him away!