Mtv Adria Cribs,parody made in gypsie setlment in belgrade,legendary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2gIT7zWgxM&playnext=1&list=PL318454C263B23295&feature=results_video

Two men meet on a rural road. One is a shepherd with his herd, the other drives by and stops to let the herd pass. He then asks the shepherd: If I tell you how many sheep you have in your herd, may I get one?
The shepherd thinks for a while and agrees.
The driver takes a look, does some math and proclaims "there are 2000 sheep with you"
While he then tries to get the one of his choice into his car, the shepherd asks: "And may I ask you a favor, if I can guess your occupation?" "Fair enough" replies the driver.
"You are a business consultant" "How did you know?" the driver wonders.
"First you gave me your oppinion, though I did not ask you for it, second, you told me something I already knew and third you have no expertise in the matter." The consultant is perplexed, while the shepherd continues:
"And would you now return my dog please".

Serenity wrote:

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Two men meet on a rural road. One is a shepherd with his herd, the other drives by and stops to let the herd pass. He then asks the shepherd: If I tell you how many sheep you have in your herd, may I get one?
The shepherd thinks for a while and agrees.
The driver takes a look, does some math and proclaims "there are 2000 sheep with you"
While he then tries to get the one of his choice into his car, the shepherd asks: "And may I ask you a favor, if I can guess your occupation?" "Fair enough" replies the driver.
"You are a business consultant" "How did you know?" the driver wonders.
"First you gave me your oppinion, though I did not ask you for it, second, you told me something I already knew and third you have no expertise in the matter." The consultant is perplexed, while the shepherd continues:
"And would you now return my dog please".

I know this joke, but instead of a business consultant there is a blonde woman

I heard a similar joke, where a man had to count the speep in a herd. He quickly said the number. "How could you know so fast?" the shepherd asked. "It was easy," the man answered. "I counted the legs and divided the sum by four!"

Serenity wrote:

QUOTE:
Two men meet on a rural road. One is a shepherd with his herd, the other drives by and stops to let the herd pass. He then asks the shepherd: If I tell you how many sheep you have in your herd, may I get one?
The shepherd thinks for a while and agrees.
The driver takes a look, does some math and proclaims "there are 2000 sheep with you"
While he then tries to get the one of his choice into his car, the shepherd asks: "And may I ask you a favor, if I can guess your occupation?" "Fair enough" replies the driver.
"You are a business consultant" "How did you know?" the driver wonders.
"First you gave me your oppinion, though I did not ask you for it, second, you told me something I already knew and third you have no expertise in the matter." The consultant is perplexed, while the shepherd continues:
"And would you now return my dog please".

Long time no see, Sunshine! Almost thinking Muslim killed you together with Byzantines and Templars.
Did I tell you how beautiful you are?
Just don't respond to me: "And would you now return my dog please "

"How to catch a kangaroo?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA

That's a really small Kangaroo...

Yes, but it was alive, wasn't ist?

I'm an addicted. My whole family is calling me like that. My wife set an appointment to a shrink and forced me to go. Even my dog protest all the time when I'm on computer.

I thought that I'm an addicted. Now I see the efforts of the family (the dog is almost part of the family, his efforts count too) was not without results.
I'm not saying that I'm cured, like will never be the case with the booze, but judging from what I saw these days, I'm almost there.

The game was not running, the HTML code fucked up, but that wasn't a problem: everybody shared mysterious links to functions, in a magic way some posted messages in the tavern.
Persons that I never speak more than "hello.. how are you?" on the messenger send messages by phone: "do you know when KH will be on?"
I was the impression that my favorite newscaster was very sad because KH was not working and I expected that she will mention it after she speaks about the last hurricane.

I'm most grateful to my dog who almost cured me.

A perfect woman's figure to fool all them Nazis