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Re:Just.. funny!      10.06.2010 04:39:36 --- 4 Years, 1 Month ago  
The rumor is someone is afraid I will become more powerful than the SRI. It is funny though Greg Nice catch. Even more funny was the realization they forget that Leon was being torn apart! Of course he would want allies and help! Leave it to Gregy poo to make me laugh when I am sad. Thanks Greg
 
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Re:Just.. funny! Sonic belch!      10.06.2010 05:59:31 --- 4 Years, 1 Month ago  
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Mikhail: nice belch...
* Majestic chuckles 'Thats my wife Im proud of her' raises his mug
Mikhail: hello molly
* Molly thinks its time for lightening up... perhaps a royal blunder... opens her mouth to speak, but can only release a resounding belch that echoes and shakes the tavern.


Ok so for those who do not know. Majestic is mostly deaf, or hard of hearing as we Americans call it. If you didn't know Majestic and I are both very silly people.

"Did this in tavern, and much to my dismay! The hard of hearing heard it in RL! Super Sonic belch! I am so red from embarrassment, and even worse aching from laughing!"
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      26.06.2010 15:18:23 --- 4 Years, 1 Month ago  
It was once a Dane who went to his doctor and said he wanted to become Norwegian.
Although the doctor tried - he could not persuade the Dane from taking the operation.

Then came the day when the Dane was to be operated: To make the Dane into Norwegian, the surgery doctors had to remove half of the Dane's brain.
The surgery doctors opened the Dane's skull, and took his brain out, but just as they were about to cut the brain in half on a table - all lights went out...it became pitch black. When the light came back 10 minutes later, the Dane was no longer on the operating table - he had disappeared; they searched everywhere in the hospital for him, but they could not find him.
Several years later he was located in Sweden....where he was working as a schoolteacher.
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      26.06.2010 22:10:50 --- 4 Years, 1 Month ago  
ahh jokes of swedish you never get tired of them. Though in name of nordic co-work i must say the norwegian jokes are just as funny and to prove it that I am not racistic bastard i'll tell a joke of us finns.

You are finn if you think like this if some one smiles and looks you in the eyes while walking. You'll think he/she is 1) drunk, 2) Insane, 3)foreinger 4) All previously mentioned.

Also any alchol related joke you know just place finns as the drunkards and you get 90% of jokes there is of us
 
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From A Mother With Love      08.08.2010 04:56:53 --- 3 Years, 11 Months ago  
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Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
 
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Re:From A Mother With Love      08.08.2010 06:06:33 --- 3 Years, 11 Months ago  
Hahahaha... almost die laughing and still laugh.. it's your own creation so to speak or you found it somewhere?


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On telephone:
- Dad, I'm at the police station, come and take me out.
- Why are you there, son?
- I helped an old lady to cross the street!
- But this is no reason to get busted.
- The ungrateful lady declare to the policemen she didn't have any intention to cross that street.
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      08.08.2010 07:13:02 --- 3 Years, 11 Months ago  
Finding them to lighten the mood around here! Nice one Greg

QUOTE:
A man went into a bar and there's this old man just sitting there looking at a bowl of chili. so the guy goes up to the old man and says, "Can I have that chili?"



"You just go ahead," says the old man.



So the man eats the chili and it's the best chili he's ever eaten. But at the bottom of the bowl, he notices a dead mouse, so he vomits the chili back up into the bowl.



The old man looks over and says, "Yep, that's about as far as I got too."
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      08.08.2010 07:37:42 --- 3 Years, 11 Months ago  
Hahaha.. thats one of the best! Glad you find the right thread for them, that everybody can read it!

QUOTE:
A cowboy left the horse outside the bar and have a few drinks. When he leave, didn't find his horse anywhere. He start yelling a few times:
- Hey, gimme my horse or I'll do like my dad!
Thieves got scared, bring back the horse and apologize. Just before leave one dare to ask:
- What did you dad, mister?
- Oh, just walk away..
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      08.08.2010 16:55:56 --- 3 Years, 11 Months ago  


BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?


EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There 's no proof of it", he replied.



BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral,



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He came here looking for you.!"
 
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Re:Just.. funny!      10.08.2010 20:53:20 --- 3 Years, 11 Months ago  
Before I will go in my holiday I will tell a joke.. hope isnt an offensive one .


Masud, an arab sheik wants to marry with a romanian girl, called Simone.
Masud asked for her hand but Simone said.

-If you want to marry with you, you'll have to comple 3 of my desires. The first one is: buy me an helicopter!
-Masud is loving, Masud is buying! And he bought one.

-If you want me to marry with you, bring me the biggest diamond in the world!
-Masud is loving, Masud is bringing! And he show her the biggest diamond in the world.

-This is my final wish Masud. I want you to have a 30cm penis!
-Masud is loving, Masud is cutting!


 
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